Dog Quotes

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” –Unknown

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” –Ann Landers

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” –Will Rogers

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ” –Ben Williams

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” –Josh Billings

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” –Andy Rooney

“He is your friend, you partner, you defender, you dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.” –Author Unknown

“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.” –M. Acklam

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” –Rita Rudner

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” –Robert Benchley

“A hot shower on a cold, wet day, a phone call from a dear friend, or the lick of a dog’s tongue on your hand are reminders of life’s simple pleasures.” –Brian Luke Seaward

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.“
–James Thurber

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” –Anne Tyler

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” –Robert A. Heinlein

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” –Mark Twain

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” –Dave Barry

“We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.“
–Roger Caras

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” –Roger Caras